Lawn Care Procrastinator Gifts

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Fred keeps hoping crop circles will appear on his lawn so he won't have to mow.

"If you can find the mower in that lot, I'll do it!"

"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

A psychic mows the lawn.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

Mowing His Hairy back.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Mowing manual.

The end is near.