Lawn Care Procrastinator Gifts

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Fred keeps hoping crop circles will appear on his lawn so he won't have to mow.

"If you can find the mower in that lot, I'll do it!"

"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

A psychic mows the lawn.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Mowing His Hairy back.

Mowing manual.

The end is near.

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."