Plant Procrastinator Gifts

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Housewife: Out of Order.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Why are you texting instead of working?

To do list

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass