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"Mr. Wilson will see you now."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Beginning Yarder.

Serious Putty

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Digging.

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."