Vacuum Queen Gifts

The household cavalry

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Complete Makeover

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Being Pampered.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mammoth hoover

Born To Raise Dirt

Human Dust Buster

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

COVID-19 dime

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

Beauty regime

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.