Vacuum Cleaners Gifts

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Another annoying window-to-window salesman.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

The household cavalry

Pest Control

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Super glue hoovering

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Umpire's Banquet.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!