Vacuum Cleaner Salespeople Gifts

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman sees sign on door of house stating: Beware of Wife.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"He'll talk you to death."

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Carpet cleaner.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

COVID-19 dime

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Corporate Ladder.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Yes, I can multi-task.

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

If there were a New York Vacuums baseball team...

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

'You suck!'