Vacuum Cleaner Salespeople Prints

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman sees sign on door of house stating: Beware of Wife.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"He'll talk you to death."

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Carpet cleaner.

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

COVID-19 dime

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

Corporate Ladder.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

'You suck!'

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'