Vacuum Seller Gifts

'Can you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The household cavalry

Pest Control

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Perfect Match

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Super glue hoovering

COVID-19 dime

Human Dust Buster

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

If there were a New York Vacuums baseball team...

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

'You suck!'

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

Dyson with Death

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."

"The vacuum has too much suction."