Vacuum Seller Mugs

'Can you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The household cavalry

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Pest Control

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Perfect Match

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Super glue hoovering

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Human Dust Buster

COVID-19 dime

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

'You suck!'

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

Dyson with Death

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"The vacuum has too much suction."

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."