Vacuum Collector Gifts

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'Music & Gym'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"Does it come with magnets?"

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'