Vacuum Collector Pillows

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

Jeff Beck.

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Music & Gym'

Ozzy Osbourne

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Mick Jagger.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Ian Dury