Collecting Vacuums Gifts

Post-presidential career opportunities

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

AA Meeting Here Today

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The traveling Yard Sale.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

Plogging Marathon

'What really hurt was when I had to divest myself of my holdings in the gavel company.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Lager Drinker.

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

Aliens looking like vacuum cleaners scare off cats

"The boxes? The sign says to mail 'em. We did."

'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

'Gesundheit!'

'They're all addresssed to 'Turn Gold into Cash' Cell 306, West Wing.'