Vacuum Cleaning Gifts

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

Je-hoover's Witnesses

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The household cavalry

Pest Control

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Niche Extracurriculars

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Super glue hoovering

Umpire's Banquet.

COVID-19 dime

Human Dust Buster

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'I said - MOVE IT!'

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

Underneath an overweight.

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

'You suck!'

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

Dyson with Death

Duct Cleaning

Can't you ever relax?