Vacuum Cleaning T-Shirts

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The household cavalry

Pest Control

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Niche Extracurriculars

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Super glue hoovering

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

Human Dust Buster

COVID-19 dime

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'I said - MOVE IT!'

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

Underneath an overweight.

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'You suck!'

Dyson with Death

Duct Cleaning

There's nothing like a good workout!

"The vacuum has too much suction."

Wealthy businessman seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."