Vacuuming T-Shirts

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

I'm a huge fan of your work.

Human Dust Buster

There's nothing like a good workout!

Dirt Angel

"The vacuum has too much suction."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Niche Extracurriculars

"This is much cheaper than liposuction."

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Pest Control

Hell's cleaners.

'You suck!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"He's going to be sleepwalking all night, I might as well get some work out of him..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

Super glue hoovering

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

The household cavalry

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Mammoth hoover

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

COVID-19 dime