Home Vacuuming Gifts

Underneath an overweight.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Biofelineism

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Man using to much bug spray

Yardless: Please help

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The household cavalry

Pest Control

Timber preservation

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Niche Extracurriculars