Vacuum Cleaner Company Employee Gifts

Morning Vacuum

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Mad cleaning robot.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Cinderella mopping up

"Hello job security."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Carpet cleaner.

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Clean the World.

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"