Vacuum Cleaner Company Employee Gifts

Morning Vacuum

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Mad cleaning robot.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Cinderella mopping up

"Hello job security."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Carpet cleaner.

Clean the World.

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."