Vacuum Queen T-Shirts

The household cavalry

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Being Pampered.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Mammoth hoover

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

Human Dust Buster

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Beauty regime

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

Born To Raise Dirt

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

COVID-19 dime

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."