Unhappy Marriage Gifts

Struggling with a difficult marriage? Our collection features products that blend humor and sincerity, helping loved ones find comfort, laughter, and a sense of shared understanding during tough times. Gift something meaningful that shows you care and acknowledge their journey.

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"I'm going to pick someone up at the airport. Anybody."

"I'm going to pick someone up at the airport. Anybody." mockup

"I'm going to pick someone up at the airport. Anybody."

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"I think the onset of my insanity was a cold wet day in September 1952 my wedding day..."

"I think the onset of my insanity was a cold wet day in September 1952 my wedding day..." mockup

"I think the onset of my insanity was a cold wet day in September 1952 my wedding day..."

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"Sad flick, but they found happiness at the end."

"Sad flick, but they found happiness at the end." mockup

"Sad flick, but they found happiness at the end."

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It's not that he's missing which bothers me, it's the fact he can't see how happy he's made me'

It's not that he's missing which bothers me, it's the fact he can't see how happy he's made me' mockup

It's not that he's missing which bothers me, it's the fact he can't see how happy he's made me'

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I'm not sure we can record your marriage is a depreciating asset

I'm not sure we can record your marriage is a depreciating asset mockup

I'm not sure we can record your marriage is a depreciating asset

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""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be."

""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be." mockup

""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be."

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"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?" mockup

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

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Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy. mockup

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

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"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!" mockup

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

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"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?" mockup

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

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'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.' mockup

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

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'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!' mockup

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

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"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage." mockup

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

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'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.' mockup

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

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"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"

"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!" mockup

"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"

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"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise." mockup

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

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"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people." mockup

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

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'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.' mockup

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

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"They're going through a bitter marriage."

"They're going through a bitter marriage." mockup

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

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"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix." mockup

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

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"I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife."

"I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife." mockup

"I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife."

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"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!" mockup

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

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"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?" mockup

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

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'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

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