Tv Engineer Gifts

Adjusting your TV is futile. The fault lies with you.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Cut!

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Applause

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Senior Jeopardy!

Local News in Heaven

"True crime meets reality TV"

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Mog The Week

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'BBC Training course' "Repeat after me"

TV stage door

The Evening News

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"Now all we need is a good script."