Broadcast Engineers Gifts

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

No Instruments Please

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Muzak's Top 10

A fly on the wall documentary.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'