Broadcast Engineers Mugs

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

No Instruments Please

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Muzak's Top 10

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Turn down the bass."

Concert still in progress

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"