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Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

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MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

Newspaper suicide.

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

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'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."