Tv Station Executive Mugs

'If only every year was an election year.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

Newspaper suicide.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Hang on a minute...'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Downsizing.

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."