Broadcasting Professional Gifts

"This is Larry Hawkins, …. On the lawn …... Outside your house."

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

BBC Creative Dept.

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

Shout Show

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Apparently it's a new concept in TV broadcasting!'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will totally freak out....'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Man about broom coming out of television: 'Oh-oh - Sweeps Week.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"I assure you teletext will be available shortly, visuals for the parliment coverage before too long, and decent programmes? Well we'll let you know.."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Television executives - "Topless Reith Lectures."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Fox News Broadcast Signal.

A man eats his breakfast while staring at a TV that reads "Please stand by until we find a format for a popular 7 a.m.- 9 a.m. program."

Trial by Media

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"