Broadcast Engineer Gifts

Technical Difficulties Please Stand By

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Digital TV for Beginners

Feelings towards radios #6 Radio about to be blown up.

'With digital tv, the reception is great even down here.'

'Oh, I have a very important job. I'm in charge of synchronizing all of the television commercials.'

We are having technical difficulties with our technical difficulties sign.

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

George Martin

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'