Broadcast Engineer Pillows

Technical Difficulties Please Stand By

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Digital TV for Beginners

Feelings towards radios #6 Radio about to be blown up.

'With digital tv, the reception is great even down here.'

'Oh, I have a very important job. I'm in charge of synchronizing all of the television commercials.'

We are having technical difficulties with our technical difficulties sign.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

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Birds with Headphones

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'