Broadcast Technician Pillows

Cable Hell.

"THe ratings and the memes are off the charts!"

"Do you remember when the picture wasn't broadcasting properly last week? Viewers and critics are saying that was the most entertaining program we have broadcast in years."

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

"This is only a test. Had it been an actual emergency, we would have been long gone."

Audiovisual law

"Live in 30 – and remember, it's just weather. You don't have to make excuses for it."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

24-7 News Channel

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

How M2M really works.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

"I love their use of space"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'I hate technology!'