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Adjusting your TV is futile. The fault lies with you.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Applause

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Local News in Heaven

Senior Jeopardy!

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Now all we need is a good script."

TV Situations vacant.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

TV stage door

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