Spiritual Solicitor Gifts

Transcendental Litigation

"Good game."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

I love Lawyers

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Needs to get a life"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."