Spiritual Solicitor Pillows

Transcendental Litigation

"Good game."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

I love Lawyers

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"