Seaside Comic Gifts

'Sally, there's someone else.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Scene on the English coast.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

“How was the beach?”