Seaside Comic Prints

'Sally, there's someone else.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Scene on the English coast.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Starfish doing the wave.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Punch has a smoking break.

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'This is totally bananas!'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

“How was the beach?”

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

How to fool a seagull