Retro Criminal Gifts

'But with computer crime, we don't scare anybody. I like scaring people.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Paper or plastic?"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

Gramaphone Man.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hipster Police Department

'Lewis and Cabrini.'