Retro Criminal Pillows

'But with computer crime, we don't scare anybody. I like scaring people.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Our cover is francophile liberals

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Paper or plastic?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hipster Police Department