Polisher Gifts

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

At the suit makers

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

TV and cleaner

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

In the art gallery

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe