Head Polisher Extraordinaire Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your beloved head polisher extraordinaire? Discover our selection of creative, humorous products that capture the dedication and artistry of this unique craft. Whether it’s for a passionate hobbyist or a professional, our items add a personal touch to their creative world. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their skill and sense of humor, making every day a bit more inspiring and fun.

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Bald man polishing head

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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser." mockup

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

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"Your answers sound rehearsed."

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"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I told you not to polish the car too much." mockup

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

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Tortoise polishing his shell

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"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged." mockup

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

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"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger." mockup

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

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'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.' mockup

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

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'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.' mockup

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

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'Hows it coming?'

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"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates." mockup

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

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"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?" mockup

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask." mockup

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

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"Now you can send it."

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'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.' mockup

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

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"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!" mockup

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

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"Just when did you leave your last job?"

"Just when did you leave your last job?" mockup

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

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'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.' mockup

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

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Mount Everest.

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'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.' mockup

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

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'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

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Online Dating

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'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.' mockup

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

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'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

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'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'

'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.' mockup

'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'

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'It's our last resort.'

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'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...' mockup

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

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Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

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'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.' mockup

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

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Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color. mockup

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

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"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

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