Profile Polisher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your profile polisher? These cleverly designed products are perfect for those who take pride in their creative pursuits, whether it's refining their skills or beautifying their space. Ideal for artists, craft lovers, or anyone who loves a touch of personality in their daily life, these items bring a dash of inspiration and humor. Show how much you appreciate their passion for self-improvement and artistic expression with a gift as unique as their profile.

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Online Dating

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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser." mockup

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...' mockup

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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"Your answers sound rehearsed."

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"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I told you not to polish the car too much." mockup

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

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Tortoise polishing his shell

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"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged." mockup

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

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"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger." mockup

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

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'Hows it coming?'

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'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.' mockup

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

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"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates." mockup

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask." mockup

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

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Bald man polishing head

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"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

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'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.' mockup

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

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"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!" mockup

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

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"Just when did you leave your last job?"

"Just when did you leave your last job?" mockup

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

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'He was taller online!'

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'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

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'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.' mockup

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

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"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak." mockup

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

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'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

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'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

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"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud." mockup

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

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'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'

'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.' mockup

'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'

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'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...' mockup

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

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"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

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Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

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"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line."

"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line." mockup

"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line."

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"We did everything we could, but you still look like a geek on your dating profile."

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"I keep changing my profile picture."

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'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.' mockup

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

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Profile Polisher Gifts Collection

Profile Polisher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the profile polisher—perfect for gifting a daily dose of creativity and humor to the artistic soul.

Profile Polisher Pillows

Give a cozy touch to their creative space with pillows that celebrate the profile polisher’s passion for artistry. Soft, stylish, and inspiring.

Profile Polisher Prints

Decorate their workspace with prints that inspire continuous growth and creativity. Perfect for the profile polisher’s studio, office, or creative corner.

Profile Polisher T-Shirts

Find the ideal T-shirt for the profile polisher who loves to express their creative flair. Comfortable and witty, these tees are a must-have for any artist’s wardrobe.