Polisher Pillows

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

At the suit makers

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Bathroom Fairy

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Not guilty?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The household cavalry

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

TV and cleaner

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."