Olympics Humorist Gifts

'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Football Violence

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Go deep.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."