Olympics Humorist T-Shirts

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Go deep.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'