Olympics Humorists Gifts

Bed bug infestation in France

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Robber on treadmill

Olympic Torch Training

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Bobsled Police.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.