Old Wives' Tale Fan Gifts

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Thomas Hardy

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

Count and Figaro

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Ugly sisters

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

the romance novel

The peasants helped Robin Hood escape to Sherwood Forest. Charge them with arboring a fugitive! Sheriff of Nottingham.

"It's a selfie!"