Old Wives' Tale Aficionado Gifts

'You know they say if you throw a baby into the water it'll swim? ... not true.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

Why don't we wait until we know each other better before I tell you how I got the name 'Humpty'.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Don Quixote Update.