Old Wives' Tale Fan Prints

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Thomas Hardy

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

William Tell in his younger years.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Ugly sisters

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Count and Figaro

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"It's a selfie!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

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