Middle-aged Man Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift to surprise a middle-aged man? Our collection offers a mix of humorous, heartfelt, and personalized products that celebrate his life, interests, and sense of humor. Whether he’s a dad, husband, or friend, find something that resonates with his story and makes him smile. From playful mugs to clever t-shirts and cozy pillows, our items are designed to bring joy and a little laugh to his daily routine, making every day a bit more special.

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"No, the camouflage doesn't make your belly look any smaller."

"No, the camouflage doesn't make your belly look any smaller." mockup

"No, the camouflage doesn't make your belly look any smaller."

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"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

from $19.00

How witness protection really works... mockup

How witness protection really works...

from $19.00

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change." mockup

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

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"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should." mockup

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

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'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

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"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours." mockup

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

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"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond." mockup

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

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This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair. mockup

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

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Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

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"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?" mockup

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

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'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...' mockup

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

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"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes." mockup

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

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"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

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"Right now, I'm between naps."

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'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!' mockup

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

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Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything. mockup

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

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"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure." mockup

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

from $19.00

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece mockup

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

from $19.00

Internal Clock

from $19.00

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers. mockup

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

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'You know you're 40 when...'

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"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?" mockup

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

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'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.' mockup

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

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"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause." mockup

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

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"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses." mockup

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

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Dad Socks / Dad Sex

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"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata." mockup

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

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"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness." mockup

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

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"No, actually. 40 is the new 60." mockup

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

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"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb." mockup

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

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'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?' mockup

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

from $19.00

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

from $19.00

Middle-aged Man Gifts Collection

Middle-aged Man Mugs

Looking for more funny or heartfelt mugs for a middle-aged man? Click here to discover our full collection designed to make him smile.

Middle-aged Man Pillows

Shop our range of comfy, humorous pillows to add a personal touch to his space—perfect for a middle-aged man who enjoys relaxing in style.

Middle-aged Man Prints

Explore our vibrant prints that celebrate middle age with humor and personality. Find the perfect piece to brighten his space.

Middle-aged Man T-Shirts

Want to find more stylish and amusing t-shirts for a middle-aged man? Browse our selection for unique designs that suit his personality.