Language Joker Gifts

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Get crazy once in a while

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Strawberry Shake

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Time Table

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'