Language Joker T-Shirts

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Strawberry Shake

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Time Table

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.