Language Jesters T-Shirts

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Pumping up wig in blender.

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'This mission-statement is complete gibberish, Hudson. Well done.'

"Head office says that transparency in communicating internally and with clients is of paramount importance..."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"It's called 'Merger.'"

"In business it's called "constant contact." In society it's called "stalking"".

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'We've had to pool our resources.'

Blue Sky Thinking.