Justice System Jokester Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the justice system jokester? Our collection features clever and funny products that celebrate legal wit and courtroom humor. Ideal for lawyers, law students, or anyone who finds comedy in justice, these gifts will bring a smile to their face and add a touch of fun to their legal world.

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"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."

"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire." mockup

"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."

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"Move to strike as non-responsive." mockup

"Move to strike as non-responsive."

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"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer." mockup

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

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'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.'

'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.' mockup

'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.'

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What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?" mockup

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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Arrogant junior barrister

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Justice

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"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial." mockup

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.' mockup

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice." mockup

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks." mockup

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

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Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars. mockup

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

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'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

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McWit Legal College

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'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.' mockup

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

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"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay." mockup

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

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"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it." mockup

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

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'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.' mockup

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

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'What could I have done? The defence's motion was written on legal tender.'

'What could I have done? The defence's motion was written on legal tender.' mockup

'What could I have done? The defence's motion was written on legal tender.'

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'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.'' mockup

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

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"Guilty times infinity."

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'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.' mockup

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

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"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime." mockup

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

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"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?" mockup

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

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"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already." mockup

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

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"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour) mockup

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

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'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?' mockup

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

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"Sentencing...my gut feeling is disembowelment...but my head says decapitation."

"Sentencing...my gut feeling is disembowelment...but my head says decapitation." mockup

"Sentencing...my gut feeling is disembowelment...but my head says decapitation."

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Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'. mockup

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

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'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.' mockup

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

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'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....' mockup

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

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Small Clams Court

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Justice System Jokester Gifts Collection

Justice System Jokester Mugs

Explore more clever and funny justice system jokester gifts on our mugs page—perfect for lawyers and courtroom humor fans alike.

Justice System Jokester Pillows

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Justice System Jokester Prints

Decorate with humor! Browse our justice system jokester prints for witty legal art that will make any law enthusiast smile.

Justice System Jokester T-Shirts

Find witty justice-themed t-shirts that express legal humor and personality—click through to discover our justice system jokester collection.